Alright, alright, alright… blame the lack of anything having to do with SWG these recent days for lack of posts. Feel free to send me hate mail.
To kick it all off again I’ve brought a little something to make you lol, rofl or maybe even lmao. You may have seen them around before, but I know that I never get tired of them myself. It’s the somewhat famous but hilariously funny, Star Wars Quotes with words replaced with pants. Thank you, thank you!
Go ahead.. read ’em all, you don’t have anything else to do right?
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren’t you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take…these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!
18. Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
21. Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
26. Obi Wan: Use the pants, Luke.
27. Obi Wan: These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
28. Lando: Move as close as you can and engage those pants at point-blank range.
29. Emperor: Good. I can feel your pants. I am defenseless. Take your pants.
30. Yoda: Remember, a Jedi’s strength flows from the pants.
31. Yoda: Luke, the pants run strong in your family.
32. Leia: I wonder who they found to pull pants off.
33. Han: Okay! I told you it was gonna work. No pants.
34. Leia: But these are my pants. Threepio, tell them they must be set free.
35. Vader: Conduct your search and bring his pants to me.
36. Yoda: Your pants… you will not need them.
37. Lando: You’re being put into carbon pants.
38. Vader: I want pants, not leads!
39. Han: Then I’ll see you in pants!
40. Leia: This is some rescue. When you came in pants, didn’t you have a plan for getting out?
41. Red Leader: We’re passing through their magnetic pants.
42. Leia: Hey, I knew there was more to you than pants.
43. Han: What an incredible smell you’ve discovered! Let’s get out of pants!
44. Leia: Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
45. Leia: No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no pants.
46. But with the pants down I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?
47. Pants…pants attract the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Pants…pants are my ally.
48. At last, we will reveal ourselves to the pants.
49. Don’t center on your pants, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.
50. “Have you ever encountered pants before, sir?” “Well, not exactly…but I don’t…seal off the pants!”
51. I want pants up here at once!
52. Welcome, Your Highness. It is an honor to finally meet you in pants. I must relay to you how distressed everyone is over the current pants. I’ve called for a special session of the Senate to hear your position.
53. I am grateful for your pants, Chancellor.
54.There is a question of pants, but I feel we can overcome it…
55. Han: What’s the cargo? Obiwan: Myself, the boy, two droids…and no pants.
56. Han Solo: Yes, Greedo; I was just coming to see your pants. Tell Jabba I have his money, at last.
57. Yoda – “The force, is in the tree. The Rock. Your Pants.”
58. Tarkin: “You’re far too trusting. Dantooine is much too small to make an effective demonstration. But do not worry. We will deal with your rebel pants later.”
59. Vader: “And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of the Rebel pants.”
60. Obiwan: Only a sith deals in pants!
61. Darth Vader: Search your pants Luke. You know it to be true.
62. Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness. Emperor Palpatine: And your faith in your pants is yours!
63. Queen Amidala: What’s the situation? Captain Panaka: The Trade Federation has almost everyone in pants!
64. Get this walking carpet out of my pants – Han Solo
65. The pants are in firing range
66. “He doesn’t like your pants… I don’t like them either!”
67. “Sand people: they are easily startled but will soon return, and in greater pants”
68. “Admiral! The pants just fired their primary weapon…that thing’s operational!”
69. Vader- “I have your pants.”
70. Luke- “You don’t believe in pants do you?”
71. Obi-Wan- “Your father’s pants. This is the weapon of the Jedi Knights”
72. Obi-Wan- “The zipper is what gives the pants power. It’s an energy field that surrounds them, penetrates them, and binds the fly together”
73. Han (To Greedo): “I was just on my way to see your boss. You can tell Jabba I have the pants I owe him”
74. Han (To Luke): “Great pants kid, don’t get cocky”
75. Lando (To Han): “What have you done to my pants?”
76. Death Star to shuttle: “…what is your cargo and destination?” Shuttle replies: “Pants and technical supplies for the sanctuary moon.”
77. Emperor: If you will not be turned you will be depantsed.
78. Leia: put those pants away before we all get killed!
79. Vader: Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those pants, and bring me the passengers! I want them alive!
80. Obi-Wan : This little one’s not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some Pants!
81. Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Pants…as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
82. Vader to Luke: “You are beaten… It is useless to resist . You will join me or you will join Obi-wan in pants.”
83. Yoda to Luke: “Pants not. Do, do, or do not, there is no pants”
84. Lando: So what brings you all the way out here? Han: Ah, repairs… I thought you could help me out… Lando: Repairs? What have you done to my pants?!
85. C3PO: Thats funny, the pants don’t look so bad from out here.
86. AT-AT Commander: The pants will be down momentarily Lord Vader, you may start your landing…
87. Ackbar: All craft, prepare to jump into pants on my mark!
88. Red LDR: Son, do you think you can handle these pants? Biggs: Sir, Luke is the best bush pilot in the outter-rim territory…
89. Han: I told you I would out-run those Imperial pants…don’t everybody thank me at once.
90. Vader: And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your pants.
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-Okro
